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TurboCon 2010 - Paul

posted May 1, 2010, 8:02 PM by Paul At Regret Games   [ updated May 5, 2010, 12:15 PM ]
A handful of games at this year's TurboCon. Friday night, we played Happy Birthday Robot, a story-making game that effectively creates its own AP. A lot of unexpected fun with this one. Evidence follows.

Happy Birthday, Robot!

Robot's dreadknight exploded into action, but imploded.

The enemy blanched, but cackled with nervous laughter as Robot cowered and cried.

Robot secretly readied his counter-attack and reloaded his portable (but highly illegal) nuke.

"Eat uranium, douche bag!" Robot yelled and fired away gleefully... but he totally missed.

His shots killed many (but not good) people, and the enemy smirked at him.

Robot vanquished and spanked all lackeys with his fish man.

Then Robot transformed and the enemy malfunctioned on sight.

Nearly vanquished, the enemy made his false confession, but Robot was nobody's fool today.

"This is my cake and birthday party!" Robot shouted, but his enemy continued eating.

Heedless, Robot mercilessly fired his final and most powerful weapon towards him.

Then he woke up.

"Always... the same dream...

"Stupid McDonald's birthdays."

Robot locked and loaded.

And Robot was happy.

"F*cking clowns."